Slow news day

I can't think of anything crazy to say.  I saw something on the today show about vitamins today.  They were somewhere in between "you'll die instantly if you have too much Vitamin K-12.3" and "you'll die instantly if you don't have enough K-12.3".  

I'm still waiting to hear the news story where 100% of all people who breath oxygen die and that the FDA is going to regulate air as a controlled substance.  I mean, a 100% death rate!  How can the government let this happen!?!?!?!?!