Thursday, August 17, 2006

Ninja fire ants

Now I'm afraid of sweat. More specifically of itching. This morning on my ride I started getting that sort of itchy feeling you get when its humid and your sweating and you're uncomfortable. However in my mind, I'm thinking I've been bitten and now I'm going to have to use my epi-pen. I start looking for people I can flag down so they can call 911 for me, etc.

Its as if I think there are ninja fire ants just waiting to do some Jackie Chan flying leap off of an overpass onto me while I'm riding and bite me. I guess it could happen.

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