Tuesday, May 09, 2006

A floor wax and desert topping

I was walking through the local Super Mega Giganto-Mart this weekend and saw the holy grail of pills.  The combined CoQ10 Fish Oil pill.

If science is right (and it always is...until they prove them selves wrong) this pill should add somewhere between 1 and 79 years to my life.  Not only will it increase my cardiac output, lower my blood pressure and improve my mental state but it will also give me a pleasant fishy tasting burp!

I mean, what else could you ask for?  prolonged life AND a fishy burp!?!?!  Where do I sign up?

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